SJW Snake Oil & Temporary Absolution for Whiteness

Keri Smith of Deprogrammed
3 min readMay 28, 2019

Good Morning White Women!

Are you ready to “sit in your discomfort” and address your “complicity in white supremacy” while enjoying a delicious meal with contemptuous racists? Well wait no further! At Race2Dinner, you can temporarily absolve your overwhelming white guilt in the cleansing fire of contempt.

Give these SJW saints your money and they’ll come to your home and serve up a steaming helping of racist shaming with a side dish of bullying and moral superiority, and behold! You will be temporarily cleansed of your “white fragility” and “toxic whiteness.” Remember, you must invite them in because they’re spiritual vampires who feed on the heady mix of weak character, good intent and societal pressure.

How does it work? According to their site, you will pay them for the privilege of their scornful presence and then pass the bread and “bear witness to our pain,” but they “don’t care about your feelings” because “your feelings pale in comparison to the violence you have caused” because “white silence is violence.”

Are you hungry yet? Hungry for racial justice! Well then check out this menu:

An appetizer of Blackberry Paincakes with a Reduction of Coddled White Tears, served before a main course of Racist Jerk Chicken and Black Eyed Appeasement.

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